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TNZ PRESS CONFERENCE
Hello, dear patients & friends, enemies, frenemies and Mr. Jackson. ;] That’s true, TNZ actually would love to arrange a little ‘press conference’. On what occasion? Oh, ’cause we miss you as hell! ;] So, if you’re being tortured by accumulated questions as we are being tortured by accumulated answers — please, feel free to ask … Read more
DISCOVER THE MAN YOU NEVER KNEW
“He is knocking, don’t you hear? He is knocking on every door. Nobody wants to open. The doors of perception.” TNZ ‘God Save The King‘ ………. “But I tell you the truth, no prophet is accepted in his own hometown.” Luke 4:24 ……. ‘There is a favorite story [...] of the Buddha, preaching: of how … Read more
FEAR AND LAUGHING IN LOS ANGELES. THE HOAX DIGEST (Part 1)
In keeping with the best traditions of regularly announced and nigh as always Bamsday, TNZ’s intention to retire from the big sports hoax has been already announced several times. However, as our beloved good-jokes-makers TMZ are fond of saying, “You may want to rethink”, we actually wanted to rethink, moreover, we rethought and decided to Die Another … Read more
FEAR AND LAUGHING IN LOS ANGELES. THE HOAX DIGEST (Part 2)
BOOKS 1. CRIME FICTION: THE MYSTERIOUS AUTOPSY OF MICHAEL JACKSON Recently appeared on bookstore shelves the web pathological-anatomical detective “The Tragic Icon Reveals His Body” “Michael Jackson’s Autopsy Report” has all the ingredients to be a hands-down bestseller. Page by page the interested reader can witness the wonderful transformations of the hero’s body – from … Read more
PEOPLE VS MICHAEL JACKSON or IT’S ALL FOR LOVE
“When God loves a creature he wants the creature to know the highest happiness and the deepest misery He wants him to know all that being alive can bring. That is his best gift. There is no happiness save in understanding the whole.” (Tornton Wilder) *** “It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to … Read more
WAITING FOR GODOT
ESTRAGON You’re sure it was this evening? VLADIMIR … What? ESTRAGON That we were to wait. VLADIMIR He said Saturday. (Pause.) I think. ESTRAGON You think. VLADIMIR I must have made a note of it. (He fumbles in his pockets, bursting with miscellaneous rubbish.) ESTRAGON (very insidious) But what Saturday? And is it Saturday? Is … Read more
GIVE IN 2 ME
“When the fight begins within himself, a man’s worth something.” Robert Browning Hip-hip-hurrah! TNZ express our joy with the fact that Comeback campaign successfully gains momentum and step by step comes to the crunch BAM!; therefore we are going to summarize several trends and developments of last month related to MASS IDENTITY CRISIS without … Read more
GOD, SAVE THE KING
Playing his game Mistah Jackson has no alternative but to speak in parables. Therefore, TNZ has no alternative but to speak parablelessly.These days we’ve received a good many requests to explain our tag “RBTL – READ BETWEEN THE LINES” in the scope of TMZ’s “The Urination Explanation” and some news in a similar vein. We’re … Read more
BEING MICHAEL JACKSON or THE MASS IDENTITY CRISIS
Considering that no human under the sun (sound in mind) would wish to try Mr. Jackson’s shoes on, everyone under the sun wants to fathom: how does it feel Being Michael Jackson? The article gives an exclusive attention through this existentialistic matter. CYBERNETIC GHOSTS OF MICHAEL JACKSON: NEVER TOO MUCH People are stupid. Why would … Read more
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MUST READ FIRST
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MJ’s “THIS IS IT” – SPECIAL TRAILER BY TNZ
MJ’S “THIS IS IT” – TNZ REVIEW
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HOAX DIGEST OF 03.13.2010
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